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SHED: How to pick a winner

We refrained from showing a photo of her picking her nose!

BABY Holly has developed a disturbing habit – this is one thing I know, for sure. No, it’s not her habit of passing wind or pooing religiously at every tea time (although that is disturbing). No, at only nine months, she has learned the art of picking her nose.

And this just isn’t any accident either. Her movements are slow and calculated. Her index finger slowly extends and calmly heads towards her nostril of preference where it quickly embeds itself. Then the index finger is slowly removed, making its way south to become lost in the abyss of Holly’s eating cavity.

Now, if that wasn’t disturbing enough, it gets worse. The other day I was sharing a lovely moment with Holly – she was on the floor on her back and I was giving her kisses on her cheek.

At one point I sat back a bit and she looked deeply into my eyes. “She really loves me,’’ I thought foolishly. It was then her index finger, which had been resting on my face, extended. Slowly it made its way to my nostril, as I sat frozen in disbelief. Then she pulled it out and tried to stick it in her mouth, only for me to wake from my trance, to save it millimetres from her lips.

Since then, she has become a nose picking machine and at any opportunity will try to pick the nearest available nose. The experts say all baby behaviour is learned. So I am blaming Ella, who has turned picking her nose into a secret society akin to the Greek mafia.

Ella will disappear for moments or skulk behind your back at a quiet moment to mine her nasal passages discreetly. Not sure where Ella learned it from though…

Is your child a nose picker? What do you do to deter your child from this terrible habit?

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Comments

29 responses to “SHED: How to pick a winner”

  1. Elisha Avatar
    Elisha

    The experts say all baby behaviour is learned < I think the experts probably dont have children ! But in my peronal experience , they ALL do things like this and she will grow out of it ! I recently had my then 14 month old doing exactly this, and i figured like all things children the more i said NO, the more he would do it.. eventually he just stopped ! So…. Just go with it ! thats my advice anyways !! P.S Where di baby Holly LEARN her sleeping habits? hehe…

    1. THE BLOKE IN THE SHED Avatar

      Good advice. Think mum would let her keep picking her nose if it meant she slept a bit better.

  2. Reservoir Dad Avatar

    My kids aren’t now pickers but I walked in to the toilet after two of them this morning at 7am and I tell you what – I’d prefer a nose up a nostril over what I saw in there.

    1. THE BLOKE IN THE SHED Avatar

      Jesus mate, I can only imagine! 🙂

  3. Marita Avatar

    I got no idea, but if you find the solution, could you please let me know so I can try it out here.

    Kids, bring gross and disgusting to a whole new level.

    1. THE BLOKE IN THE SHED Avatar

      They do indeed Marita!

  4. Leah - Bogue Living Avatar

    hehehehe you made my breakky feel a little unwelcome in my belly LOL

  5. Mother Duck Avatar

    I know that my almost 2 year old has started picking at her nose on occasion too. I just move her hand away and say that’s yukky. Ewwwww!

      1. Mother Duck Avatar

        She’s not doing it as often now, she proudly announces “booger” when she needs a tissue though. She’s all class. LOL

  6. katesaysstuff Avatar

    Oh clever baby figuring that out so young!!

    Had to laugh, we’ve got pickers here too 😉

    1. THE BLOKE IN THE SHED Avatar

      Pickers are everywhere Kate 🙂

  7. Sarah @GettingfromHeretoThere Avatar

    Haha, I was actually quite proud of Pumpkin the first time she did it… the coordination needed by such a little person to do something like that intentionally… I got over that pretty quick! And so did she, once she found other inappropriate things to do 😉

    1. THE BLOKE IN THE SHED Avatar

      Not looking forward to the next stuff Sarah. It is amazing to watch a young thing work so precisely!

  8. pixie Avatar

    You obviously have a very early learner!!!!

  9. nellbe Avatar

    Well I think she is clever for figuring out so young!

    1. THE BLOKE IN THE SHED Avatar

      Good for you. I do too ….. just don’t tell Princess Kel I said that!

  10. Grace Avatar

    Haha ! Hilarious ! Hubby said he spotted Little N picking his nose. He freely admitted that perhaps he had seen his dad doing it…:)

    1. Kel Avatar

      LOL!! That’s too funny, Grace. Think it might be the same case in this house! 😉

  11. Shae Avatar

    Willow is booger eater also. She tells me they are delicious *BLERK*

  12. Lifeasmummymax Avatar

    lol your description made me laugh. So far weve only got one little nose picker here. Ive tried to tell her not to and PLEASE dont eat it but so far its gone in one ear and out the other!

    1. THE BLOKE IN THE SHED Avatar

      We were out tonight visiting friends and Princess Holly was determined to pick her nose and I was determined to stop her. It was like wrestling an octopus. Caused a bit of mirth for the onlookers.

  13. Jacqui (CRAP Mamma) Avatar

    This cracked me up, all my boys are nose pickers and to be honest I don’t mind the picking so much, it’s the subsequent consumption or wiping onto upholstery that gets up my nose (so to speak). At 17 months our youngest has mastered the double fingered pick (both index fingers inserted into each nasal cavity), he’s pretty talented that one lol!!

    1. THE BLOKE IN THE SHED Avatar

      Double fingered pick!!!!!!
      Impressive. He should go on Australia’s Got Talent. He’s got my vote. LOL

  14. Belinda Avatar

    Haha! Our 3 year old is a picker! We tell her not to do it, it’s yucky. She say’s, “But I’ve got a snot up there!” LOL

    1. THE BLOKE IN THE SHED Avatar

      Told Princess Ella to stop picking her nose tonight and she replied with “But dad, you do it”.

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