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  • Lesson for Wives No. 2: Disguising vegies does not always work

    Lesson for Wives No. 2: Disguising vegies does not always work

    Olives used to be one of Princess Ella's favourites.

    INTERLINKING old posts into a new post is the task of day eight of

    31 Days to Build A Better Blog.

    Today also happens to coincide with the bloke in The Shed, Julian, posting about our li’l girl turning her nose up to all things green – except the green in her nose, of course. Preschoolers. Phuff!

    Please, leave him a comment. We’d both appreciate any tips!

    By Julian O’Brien

    IN PRINCESS Ella, we used to think we had a dream child. 

    At first, Ella would eat anything; she even used to eat olives like they were M&Ms. Then something happened and she suddenly became extremely fussy about her vegies, particularly “the green ones’’.

    She still has her favourites though. Raw carrot and mushrooms will be consumed faster than you can say “pickle me grandmother’’ and I have literally seen her devour a corn cob faster than Homer Simpson can shotgun a can of Duff Beer. She even ate the broccolini on her plate first the other day – probably because we called it “baby broccoli’’.

    So, what to do?

    Well, we disguise her veggies. We cooked zucchini in the form of both fritters and slice, combining them with some of her “favourites” such as corn, mushies and even bacon bits. It worked for a little while.

    Then Princess Kel had a good idea: what about Spinach and Ricotta Cannelloni? That was OK till Ella found out you could unwrap the spinach and ricotta and just eat the pasta.

    Meat? A whole other story. Like her dad, Ella is a meat girl, preferably steak.  Recently, presentations of perfectly good rissoles and sausages have been met with “I want steak, please”. Scotch fillet, to be precise. Sheesh. Talk about expensive taste. 

    Thank goodness we only have to worry about boobie juice for Baby Holly … for the moment.

    So how do you go with your fussy eater? What tips and tricks have you uncovered?

    Want more lessons for wives? Read Lessons For Wives No. 1: Blokes don’t know the location of health shops.

  • Lessons For Wives No. 1: Blokes don’t know the location of health shops

    TODAY I had cause to visit a health shop in the local mall.
    Yes, those who know me can pick themselves up off the floor and stop laughing, but Princess Ella and I simply love pea chips.
    While I was there I witnessed the following event which should serve as a timely lesson to female readers –
    Lady shopper walking around the health shop talking loudly on her mobile phone, obviously to her husband: “I’ll meet you if you like, I’m just in the health food shop.”
    Short pause.
    “The health food shop, I’ll meet you there,” she said, cleary getting  impatient.
    “THE HEALTH FOOD SHOP,” she said, again trying to get the message through to her husband.
    At this point I’d paid for my pea chips and walked out to be greeted by a bloke standing less than five metres away from the doorway talking on his mobile.
    “Where IS the health shop?” he was saying loudly into his phone.
    I tapped him on the shoulder: “Mate, you’re standing in front of it.”

    Read more Lessons for Wives.